There are nine heats in all. The winners (or joint winners) from heats one - eight go straight through. The second place finishers battle it out in heat nine to see which title joins the others in the final round.
What's at stake?
Bragging rights for the winner? An interview and/or guest post here on An Englishman in New Jersey, as well as signed copy of my book, Fur-Face, and a couple of I are a writer! pens, as shown in the pic below.You'll need an LJ account to vote, but they're free).
Poll #1842793 2012 MEAGER PUDDLE OF LIMELIGHT AWARD FOR BEST SHORT STORY TITLE: HEAT 8 OF 9
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 16
From the following list, please select any short story titles which you think should progress to the final round
| THEY CAME BEARING DANGEROUS GIFTS |
| TRANSLYMANIC |
| UNDER THE PAPER |
| UNITED WE SOAR |
| VICTIM OF LOVE |
| WARBLING THEIR WAY TO WAR |
| WATER TO SHARE |
| WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU RETAIL |
| WHAT THE CARP SAW (AND COULDN'T TELL WHILE STILL ALIVE) |
| WHEN THE LIGHT WAS ON |
Links to the other Heats and the final:
Heat one
Heat two
Heat three
Heat four
Heat five
Heat six
Heat seven
Heat eight
Heat nine
Final Round
Voting in Heats 1 through 8 will close on Sunday, June 3rd 2012 at 6:00pm (US/Eastern). Heat nine will take place soon after.
Good luck to all who take part! Vene, vidi, puddli!

















- Mood:
excited
- Fri, 12:34: The Chronicles of Towel: The Magician's Towel; The Towel, the Witch, and the Wardrobe; Prince Towel; #BookTowel 1/2
- Fri, 12:34: The Voyage of the Towel Treader; The Silver Towel; The Horse and His Towel; The Towel Battle. #BookTowel 2/2
- Fri, 12:35: The word "towel" is starting to look odd and wrong to me now.... #BookTowel
- Fri, 12:37: I wonder if @stephenfry has spotten the #BookTowel trend. #towelday
- Fri, 12:47: Jonathan Strange and Mr Towel. #BookTowel
- Fri, 12:48: The Treachery of Beautiful Towels. #BookTowel
- Fri, 12:50: The Forgotten Towels of Eld. #BookTowel
- Fri, 12:58: It's a bit of a cheat, but - The Complete Works of Towel. #BookTowel
- Fri, 12:59: The World According to Towel. #BookTowel
- Fri, 14:31: Ice cream van is taking far too long. I fear he may not reach us.
Am pleased and proud to announce that I’ve been accepted into Launch Pad this year.
For those who don’t know, Launch Pad is a NASA-funded astronomy workshop for writers, held on the University of Wyoming campus in Laramie. You can well imagine how valuable something like that would be to a science fiction writer and geek. I mean, I’ll even get telescope time. Dude.
Let me tell you, this is not an easy gig to get. I’m thrilled and honored to be studying with these fine folks.
Please permit me a small woo-hoo!
So. What are you doing this summer?
ETA: The one downside to all this that Launch Pad conflicts with OSFest. I wish it weren’t so, but there’s no getting around it. To those who are attending, have a great time, and I’m sorry I won’t be there with you.
- Music:"A Place in My Heart"--Joe Bonamassa
the rough wall makes a nice background. Its seems like the blue bird of happiness sits somewhere between a heart and a fleur de lis. :)
One full week and only seven hundred words further along on my story. It's falling apart a little. I have too many robots - Anyway it is going to get done.
I will probably have to take Bow to the vet -- she somehow managed to hurt one of her dewclaws. It is tender to touch and jutting out at an odd angle. I'll take her tomorrow if it looks the same. I sound like a horrible pet owner but once the swelling goes down it may look normal again. I wish I could say the same about my story.
Have a nice weekend.
( What Happened When I Did TRX )
We just watched the latest (I think) episode of Legend of Korra, “The Aftermath.” I’m continuing to really enjoy this show for a number of reasons.
MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD
Pacing: One of the things that bugged me was the love triangle between Korra, Mako, and Asami. It felt, not necessarily cliche, but easy. It’s an oft-repeated trope, one that could push characters into more cardboard, stereotypical roles and — if other shows are any example — drag out for far too long.
Instead, Asami’s character quickly developed more depth and conflict. The plot moved along, changing her role in the story. The conflict between Korra and Asami progressed through conflict into understanding and sympathy. I loved the quiet moment at the end where Korra tells Mako, “She’s going to need you.”
I’ve seen that pacing elsewhere, and I appreciate that the show doesn’t seem to get bogged down. There’s always a sense of movement.
Lin Beifong continues to be awesome. In many ways, I think she’s my favorite character. Partly because she’s an older woman kicking all sorts of ass. Partly because she, more than anyone else I’ve seen, seems to take full advantage of her bending abilities. The firebenders throw fire. Earthbenders throw rocks. Beifong, on the other hand, manipulates metal cables like Spider-Man, grows blades from her armor to punch through mechs, and seems to push the “What else can I do with this?” angle.
Complexity: The scene with Tahno’s character really jumped out at me. This is a character who’s introduced as a full-on asshole. He’s arrogant, he cheats, and you really wanted Korra to kick his butt in the tournament. Instead, the White Falls Wolfbats won … and thus became the targets of an Equalist attack.
In the next episode, you see Tahno without his powers, and he’s utterly broken. Korra feels for him. She knows what he lost and how close she came to losing her own bending. It was a fairly short scene, but that’s all it took.
The relationship between Tenzin and Lin Beifong is another interesting example. Their history, the contrast of their apparent discomfort with how well they work together in a crisis … I have no idea where that’s going, but I like the dynamic, and at this point I’m trusting the show not to go somewhere overly cliche with it.
While there are certainly characters who seem flat-out Evil, at least at first, I appreciate that things generally aren’t presented in a simplistic black-and-white way. Neither people nor power are simple, and this show respects that fact.
The Animation: This is a very pretty show, particularly in the way it portrays movement and the grace of the different benders. I get done watching, and other cartoons suddenly seem clunkier.
Trusting the Viewers: I was trying to figure out how to phrase this last bit, and “trust” is the closest I can come. I’ve never seen a single episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender, but it hasn’t stopped me from enjoying Korra. It doesn’t surprise me that they wanted a show that could welcome new viewers as well as old, but it struck me that there just isn’t a lot of exposition or hand-holding, period. There’s no talking down, no assuming that things will be too complicated or difficult to understand. Elements are explained as they become relevant to the story.
I know there are things I’m missing from Avatar, but I can catch up on my own, and I like that they don’t slow down the story to spoon-feed information.
In Conclusion: Okay, I get it. I’m officially a fan, and I have added Avatar: TLA to my list of things to catch up on (when I find the time).
Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.
Here’s my selection of interesting (and sometimes amusing) posts about writing from the last week:
What Happens After Writing 3 or 4 Books a Year (Elizabeth Spann Craig)
Traditional vs. Self-publishing is a False Dichotomy (Nathan Bransford)
The Art of Pacing in a Novel (Elissa Cruz) [Jon’s Pick of the week]
Why I'm A Writer & Not a Fighter Pilot (Maggie Stiefvater aka
m_stiefvater)
Sounds Great, No Substance (Mary Kole)
Do We Need An Authors Code for Online Conduct? (Jannette Johnson aka
darke_conteur)
Who's helping who in the cover blurb game? (Anthony Horowitz)
by way of April Henry (aka
aprilhenry)
How to Win a Writing Competition (Dr. John Yeoman)
All About Advances (Rachelle Gardner)
Damn Yankees, and Other Ways Self-Publishing Holds Itself Back (Sarah LaPolla)
The Highs and the Lows of Becoming an Author (Cassie Alexander)
The scariest question: "Why should I care about this story?" (Juliette Wade)
If you have a particular favorite among these, please let the author know (and me too, if you have time). Also, if you've a link to a great post that isn't here, feel free to share.
If you found these useful, you may also like my personal selection of the most interesting blog posts from 2011, and last week’s list.
- Mood:
cheerful
The chrysanthemums are already blooming.
OK, the gardeners here will know that's weird for early May. My irises are already shot, and the Texas Lilacs (vitex) are setting blooms now rather than in August. That means the rest of the summer will be mostly bloom-free. I understand why the plants are doing this, but it does freak me out.
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Allergies and lack of Diet Coke are also taking a toll. Because of the humidity this year, mold is way up....and that's the primary thing that triggers my allergies. Since I've been working on cutting it back to NO MORE than 1 Diet Coke per day, my caffeine balance has been off. Between the allergies, hormones, and caffeine troubles, I'm having sinus headaches. Not congestion (so don't bother to suggest a neti pot), but swelling. I try not to overdo the sudafed, but it's been necessary...
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I've been re-reading Dreaming Death, as I'm contemplating whether to re-write it or not. So I'm not getting wordcount.
Shironne is fun to write. I really do hope I sell this novel one day. ;o)
- Mood:
blah